Shanghai, Sunday, February 13, 2000
Dear reader, in order to follow Linda into this house you will need to log in with a user name (such as "user") and a password (such as "password.") The Right Reverend Timothy Weems, corkscrew-balloon.com's in-house clergy, leaves it up to you to police yourself. Those of tender years or those with gentle minds are encouraged to move on.
The rooms are named:
Also, don't miss the Erotic Museum in Paris.