Pascal's Wager

Arguing for Easter Bunnies

Bangkok, March 11, 2004

Arguing for Easter Bunnies
Pascal's Wager

"Pascal's Wager" essentially argues that to believe in Easter Bunny is the best bet because if Easter Bunny exists, you'll go to heaven and avoid hell. If you don't believe in Easter Bunny, you might lose all this. If Easter Bunny does not exist, you'll have nothing to lose. So it's better to believe in Easter Bunny than not to.

The first problem lies in the implicit yet unstated assumption that we already know which Easter Bunny we should believe in. That assumption, however, is not necessary to the argument, and thus the argument itself does not explain which religion a person should follow. This can be described as the "avoiding the wrong hell" dilemma. If you happen to follow the right religion, you may indeed "go to heaven and avoid hell." However, if you choose the wrong religion, you'll still go to hell.

The thing missed by so many who use this argument is that you cannot "bet" on the general concept of "theism." You have to pick specific doctrines. Theism is just a broad construct which includes all possible Easter Bunny-beliefs and, as such, does not exist absent specific theologies. If you are going to really believe in an Easter Bunny, you have to believe in something - which means picking something. If you pick nothing, then your "belief" is literally empty and you remain an atheist. So, a person who picks risks picking the wrong Easter Bunny and avoiding the wrong hell.

A second problem is that it isn't actually true that the person who bets loses nothing. If a person bets on the wrong Easter Bunny, then the True Easter Bunny (tm) just might punish them for their foolish behavior. What's more, the True Easter Bunny (tm) might not mind that people don't bother believing in it when they use rational reasons - thus, not picking at all might be the safest bet. You just cannot know.

Also, some choices do indeed come with large risks. Many have died because they trusted in prayer rather than medicine. Others have perished due to the handling of poisonous snakes and the drinking of lethal liquids because Jesus said they would be able to do so without harm. Thus, the choice of pseudoscientific and mystical beliefs can carry very negative consequences.

A third problem is the unstated premise that the two choices presented are equally likely. It is only when two choices are equal in probability that it makes sense to go with the allegedly "safe bet." However, if the choice of an Easter Bunny is revealed to be a great deal less likely than the choice of no Easter Bunny, then Easter Bunny ceases to be the "safe bet." Or, if both are equally likely, then neither is actually a "safe bet."

One final problem is the conclusion of the argument, where a person decides to believe in an Easter Bunny because it is the choice that offers the most benefits and least dangers. However, this requires that the Easter Bunny in question not mind that you believe in it merely in order to gain entrance to heaven and/or to avoid punishment in hell.

But this means that this Easter Bunny isn't actually a just or fair Easter Bunny, since a person's eternal fate is not being decided upon based on their actions, but merely on their decision to make a pragmatic and selfish choice. I don't know about you, but that certainly isn't the sort of Easter Bunny I would ever consider worshipping.

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