Florida, May 2011
Part III

After Part II

May 2011

Sunday, May 15, 2011 (5 days and counting)

I spy on my little kitchen with two eyes.


Monday, May 16, 2011 (4 days and counting)

Dogs, dolls and drinks at the Blue Martini.


Tuesday, May 17, 2011 (3 days and counting)

The pieces are coming together.


Wednesday, May 18, 2011 (2 days and counting) *

Will this be our very last Stone Crab? When we ate these claws it was the very last day of Stone Crab season. OMG, what is happening?


* Maybe the biggest countdown end is in 3 days.


Thursday, May 19, 2011

Why don't we have malls like this one in China?


Friday, May 20, 2011 (Ground Zero)

In a few hours we'll start our near 30 hour journey back to Bangkok.


PS: Check in tomorrow for Judgment Day.


Saturday, May 21, 2011 (Judgment Day Pre-Journal)

Welcome to the Rapture! All around the world, dozens of people have moved to the next dimension. There is no word yet on whether Harold Camping has also moved along, or if he's just nuked another bag of popcorn while watching Kirk Cameron repeatedly on the VCR.

On the other hand, the idiots behind the lucrative Left Behind books and movies are seriously upset that Camping has tried to horn in on their franchise. They want everyone to stick around a while longer, so they can buy their crap.


The executive staff of The House of Corkscrew Balloon Dot Com has been a bit worried about whether it has met the qualifications for being raptured. It has therefore hired British Airways to lift it 40,000 feet toward Heaven, in the hope that any shortcomings will be compensated by that head-start boost.

If that works, this could be the last journal entry EVER!


Saturday, May 21, 2011

From MIA to LHR.


Sunday, May 22, 2011

From LHR to BKK.

Next: Bangkok

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