Screwy Tuskers

Screwy Tuskers
Team Roster 2000

The fabulous bitches are back

A new millennium. A new beginning. A new Team.
A tradition, 8 years and counting.


Alf

Screwy Tuskers Commander in Chief/Comrade in Charge and Ripley's own Believe It or Not. All hail to the man who puts all worldly concerns aside to fight ferociously in the captain's circle for his women's rights.

(In absentia this year.)

Alf

Watcharee

Watcharee

Be on the watch for Watcharee! If her polo skill level is related to heart, then beware, because you've never met a kinder person. The combination of her eagle eyes and her blinding smile may cause a few pachyderm pile-ups on the pitch. With her highly publicized grape catching skills, The Screwy Tuskers' secret weapon is about to be unleashed.

(In absentia this year.)


Lisa

Thank god we have Lisa back on the team! Those polo jockeys won't know what hit 'em when they experience this burst of energy. Can Seattle caffeine junkies survive without their favorite barista? Their loss will be our double shot at the Quaiche Cup.

Lisa

Sian

Sian

As an artist at Cameron Balloons and manifestor of the Screwmaids, we know Sian is comfortable in the air. But that devil on her ass will guarantee that she will fly down the pitch faster than the Breitling balloon could get clearance over China. Ditching the Union Jack for the Stars and Stripes, this dancing queen will be as dangerous off the field as on.


Christy

Since hitting her 10+ goals in '97, the Screwy Tuskers had to send Christy underground not only for fear of losing their beloved handicaps but to allow her bruises of honor to heal. Well, no more. Forget about all of our potential goals this year, the real reason for her return is to end our tigerless streak. Famous for her wildlife sightings, the only pressure won't be on the polo field for this naturalist.

Christy

Shamane

Shamane

She's baaaaack! Having polished off last year's bottle of Chivas, she is ready to replenish her stock. This year, this little puff pastry is ready to whisk the Screwy Tuskers all the way to the WEPA cup. In between chukkas our biggest challenge will be bringing this Shred Betty's mind back to the polo field. In her heart she'll be bustin' a phat ally-oop McTwist off the front sidewall at the Mt. Everest half-pipe.


Annie

Recently returned from the Haute Couture houses of SODO, this year's Chitwan catwalk queen has once again created the mother of all trunk shows. You'll find Annie sporting her pink pachyderm pajamas by the early morning fire, coffee, cigarettes and popcorn in hand, contemplating how to avoid the upcoming chukkas of the day.

Annie

Tilman

Tilman

Heavy negotiations were held to tear this lucky one away from her man and her causes. Successfully confirmed, Tilman's first priority was to delegate all journal responsibilities to her unsuspecting teammates. Finally able to dodge her journalistic ball and chain and any chukka duties, she'll finally have time to organize Chitwan's own 2004 red party.


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